So this Saturday I was at Impala Club for the Kenyan finale. It was the first rugby game I was attending, despite the fact that I am an avid rugby fan(sevens though). I decided it was about time I watched a Kenyan game for once.
Unfortunately I was late so I missed the first half and during the entire second half it was pouring like hell. Despite that, it was a good game(from the few moments i was able to capture). the problem was, I don't really know Kenyan rugby so that must have been the first mistake I made.
i asked who impala was playing and was told its a team called Kabras. I thought the name was weird and might be connected with Kabarak uni but woi, how blonde could I get(and I'm not blonde btw, probably just unnecessarily loud with my thoughts sometimes, lol). anyway, later I saw the banners that surround the pitch and I noticed Kabras sugar was one of the sponsors... "Oooh... So Kabras ni ya sukari", I said not to myself in my own thoughts but rather loudly to a friend I was with. Unfortunately for me I was too loud and a certain man overheard me."Yaani hukujua? Kwani sukari ulikuwa unanunua gani when Mumias tanked? Tuanze na swali nyingine, ata huwa unanunua sukari?'' Heh, shida. "Kwani Mumias ilishuka tukiwa how old, si tulikuwa wadogo?" I asked my pal in all my naivety... "Si ni last year tu mumias ikishuka, Mumias has been having problems", the man reiterated.
And as if it wasn't embarrassing enough, not long after I saw the jamaa telling his pals about this ka-lightskin who doesn't know that Kabras ni ya sukari. And I see him and his pals looking in my direction and laughing and him looking on right after that. No shade! It was one of my blondest and most embarrassing moments, I am not too proud but enyewe kama hujui, hujui. At least now I know, but please note... even light skins buy sugar. sana sana ni kusahau. And now I know there's a team called Kabras, lol. any who, the match ended 30-5 for Kabras, Impala lost.
What a first rugby match that was!
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